Title: Spotty Memory Author: Sasscat Bu-to-y Email: fitchett@netaccess.co.nz Size: 5K Rating: PG-13, silly Codes: J/? Teaser: Janeway wakes up in bed with one hell of a headache.. and something else... Disclaimer: Paramount owns 'em, but... 'Nuff said. Author's Note: Feel free to: MiST, archive, pass on, whatever you durn well please, as long as the author/disclaimer junk is attached and you let me know at fitchett@netaccess.co.nz Spotty Memory (c) Sasscat Bu-to-y 1998 Captain Kathryn Janeway, of the U.S.S. Voyager, alone in the Delta Quadrant, woke with a headache the size of the Federation Consulate on Darein Six, to discover that she was, in fact, not alone after all. //Oh, hell,// she thought. //I got drunk and slept with Chakotay. I mean, sure, there was that incident on New Earth, but what about all that ink on his face? I'd always be wanting to try and wipe it off.// She opened her eyes then quickly shut them again at the sight of blond hair. //Oh, *hell*!// she thought. //I got drunk and slept with *Tom Paris*! I mean, sure, there was that incident with Warp 10, but I wasn't myself... I *really* wasn't myself. And I'd keep being reminded about the kids.// She opened her eyes again then shut them in relief at the sight of spots. //That's alright;// she thought. //It's only Neelix...// And she went happily back to sleep. The End