Title: Bare Naked Bottoms
Author: Robin Lawrie
Email: robinl@s054.aone.net.au
Size: 3K
Rating: R
Codes: S; J/7
Teaser: A filk about Janeway and Seven taken from the Barenaked
Ladies song "One Week". My first. Be gentle with me. This one's
for all the Treksmutters at Friscon this weekend. Grrrr!

Disclaimer:  Star Trek, Star Trek Voyager and the characters
in this story are the property of Paramount.
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It's been one week since you fisted me
Cocked your eyebrow, damn, you know that thrills me.
Five days since the Borg attacked
Got your new attachments? come back and see me
Three days since the briefing room
You said it was all my fault, and you held me
Today, as you're kissing me,
It'll still be three days I'm stuck being horny.

She's the Captain of a starship, I think she's so hip
And her girlfriend is a borgie
Not Chakotay, he is passe, in a big way, but he keeps on
trying, she won't buy it, as she always tells him "NO WAY!"
Not the Vulcan with his mind meld, although you can tell,
That she watches him closely.
Not the white boy who's the flyboy who is so coy, and the boy
toy of the cheeky little ensign who is always sitting near him.
Not the Klingon with the warp core, although she ain't sure, she
wants to see more, of that girly with the batleth.

I can't help it when I'm watching and I'm getting wet.
Trying hard not smile, have I come yet?
I'm the kinda girl who laughs at Neelix,
Thinks too much about detachable penis
I have a tendencey to wear leather as I please
Have a history of ripping off shirts.

It's been one week since you fisted me
Cocked your eyebrow, damn, you know that thrills me.
Five days since the Borg attacked
Got your new attachments? Come back and see me
Three days since the briefing room
You said it was all my fault, and you told me
Today, as you're kissing me,
It'll still be three days I'm stuck being horny.

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"Isn't it amazing that there are bodies of water in exactly all the
places on Earth where fish live? Therefore the great invisible purple
unicorn (in which I already believe) must exist to have put it there."